Why I love my job and Craigslist

While searching for resumes on Craigslist.org (I know, I know... not the best choice... but I was out of options!) and came across this little gem. I LOVED IT!

Top ten reasons you should hire me
10. I am not an out of work pop star with substance abuse issues.
9. I am great with small children, pets and human beings in general (squirrels love me.)
8. My parents use my old bedroom to store unused fitness equipment and decorations for obscure holidays. Can you say ‘Happy Retired Circus Performer Day’? (My irrational fear of the life sized, Technicolor, animatronic clown currently inhabiting my childhood bedroom, makes moving back home problematic.)
7. My desire for the finer things in life (food, electricity, gas money) guarantees that I will be a prompt and exceptionally motivated employee.
6. I have never lied to congress or a federally convened grand jury.
5. I cannot dance but would be willing to do so solely for your amusement.
4. One day after taking out thousands of dollars in student loans, paying exorbitant prices for text books, and filling in the bubbles on numerous multiple choice exams, I will be a college graduate.
3. My mother loves me. This might not seem remarkable but I assure my mother is a very discerning woman.
2. I put my pants on one leg at a time…when I am wearing pants, that is. Sometimes I wear skirts. (Frankly, I am not quite sure what that expression means but if it is a good thing, then I assure you I do it.)
1. I am a responsible, organized and hard working student with excellent customer service skills. I have experience in a variety of fields including clerical/administrative work, fund raising/community outreach, child care and the food service industry. I would be happy to forward a resume. (I realize this one is not very witty but my writers are also on strike.)


Happy Wednesday! Aren't you sad you don't get to do this all day??